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		<title>Busy, Busy, Busy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 14:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, hello!  I&#8217;ve been busy with a bunch of stuff for the restaurant, and a bunch of t-shirt stuff.  But I&#8217;ve jumped in here for a few reasons, just to keep everybody in the loop
First, here&#8217;s the scoop on Downey&#8217;s House.  Long story short, we put a bunch of money in escrow [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: verdana;">Well, hello!  I&#8217;ve been busy with a bunch of stuff for the restaurant, and a bunch of t-shirt stuff.  But I&#8217;ve jumped in here for a few reasons, just to keep everybody in the loop</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana;">First, here&#8217;s the scoop on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Downey&#8217;s</span> House.  Long story short, we put a bunch of money in escrow so that the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">PLCB</span> could get tax clearance from the Dept of Revenue and the Dept of Labor and Industry.  That was Tuesday.  We asked if we might close on Friday (tomorrow), and we were told that Friday would be a miracle.  But we&#8217;re all shooting for early next week.  Which would put our opening around Memorial Day.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana;">Next, I actually did a new t shirt design.  I&#8217;ve been updating the job/occupation store (www.cafepress.com/noshoptalk and www.zazzle.com/notworking), but I actually added a new one to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Brainlint</span>.net.  So, here&#8217;s the shirt (via <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Zazzle</span>):</span></p>
<div style="text-align: center; line-height: 150%; font-family: verdana;"> <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235898950194762088?CMPN=ltt" target="_top"><br />  <img src="http://rdr.zazzle.com/img/imt-prd/isz-l/pd-235898950194762088/tl-sarcastic_comment_shirt.jpg" alt="Sarcastic Comment shirt" style="border: 0px none ;" /><br /> </a><br /><a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235898950194762088?CMPN=ltt" target="_top">Sarcastic Comment</a><span style="text-decoration: underline;"> </span>by<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*?CMPN=ltt" target="_top"> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">hdowney</span></a><br />Get this <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235898950194762088?CMPN=ltt" target="_top">custom shirt</a> at <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/" target="_top"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Zazzle</span></a></p>
<div style="text-align: left;">And here&#8217;s the framed tile from <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">CafePress</span>:</div>
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<div style="text-align: center; font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.dpbolvw.net/click-2255246-10463747?url=http://www.cafepress.com/brainlintdotnet.262328121&amp;SID=CPAPLink_P_brainlintdotnet262328121_05082008&amp;XID=6506199%20"><img src="http://www.ftjcfx.com/image-2255246-10463747?imgurl=http://prodtn.cafepress.com/1/262328121_F_tn.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;"><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.dpbolvw.net/click-2255246-10463747?url=http://www.cafepress.com/brainlintdotnet.262328121&amp;SID=CPAPLink_P_brainlintdotnet262328121_05082008&amp;XID=6506199%20">Sarcastic Comment Framed Tile</a></p>
<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Number 3 is a cool story:</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana;">I had Chloe (3) in the back seat of the car, and she decided to put the window down. We&#8217;re driving along, enjoying the warm weather and fresh air. I was in a great state of mind. Riding high on the whole &#8216;life is good vibe. All of the sudden, Chloe starts FREAKING OUT. I have no idea what happened. She is hysterical. I pull over and get her to calm down. Turns out, she was holding her sister&#8217;s little stuffed <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Tigger</span> out the window. Well, you know what happened. SO, I turn around and head back down the road (which is a 2 lane road, but pretty busy). I see it, pull over into a driveway, and try to cross the street. The whole time I&#8217;m watching cars drive over <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Tigger</span>. Nobody actually ran it over&#8212;until&#8212;the big semi did. Well, I got <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Tigger</span>. He&#8217;s really no worse for the wear, and Chloe and I have decided to keep this a little secret.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana;">She said that she&#8217;ll never hold anything out the window again.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana;">When we went to pick up Becca from preschool, Chloe didn&#8217;t want to go.  She said she didn&#8217;t even want to see Becca.  She sat in the car with her <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">woobie</span> (aka blanket) over her head.  When Becca finally got in the car, Chloe totally kissed her ass.  Becca was being silly, and Chloe said (in a sucking up kind of way) &#8220;Becca, you&#8217;re <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">SOOOOO</span> funny!&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana;">She hasn&#8217;t told Becca what happened, and she probably won&#8217;t find out until she learns how to read and finds this blog.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana;">Happy Day!</span></div>
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		<title>Thought this was funny&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.brainlint.net/2007/11/thought-this-was-funny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK..new design time.  I recently saw a picture of a black and white rainbow and it said &#8216;Straight&#8217; underneath. You can see it at T-shirt Hell. By the way&#8230;that website is totally funny.  Most of their shirts crack me up.  There aren&#8217;t many that I would wear&#8212;and my mind is a little [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family:verdana;">OK..new design time.  I recently saw a picture of a black and white rainbow and it said &#8216;Straight&#8217; underneath. You can see it at </span><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.tshirthell.com/store/clicks.php?partner=brainlint&amp;page=http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=826">T-shirt Hell.</a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> By the way&#8230;that website is totally funny.  Most of their shirts crack me up.  There aren&#8217;t many that I would wear&#8212;and my mind is a little cleaner (I guess) when it comes to creating stuff.  But it&#8217;s totally funny.  There&#8217;s a banner at the end of this post if you&#8217;d like to check out their site.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;">Anyway, back to the new design.  I kind of melded two rainbows together, and here&#8217;s what I got:</span></p>
<div style="text-align: center; font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.jdoqocy.com/click-2255246-10463747?url=http://www.cafepress.com/brainlintdotnet/3990668&amp;SID=CPAPLink_S_brainlintdotnet3990668_11062007&amp;XID=%20"><img src="http://www.lduhtrp.net/image-2255246-10463747?imgurl=http://logo.cafepress.com/8/6506199.3990668.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></div>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;">I just thought it was funny.  So, that&#8217;s today&#8217;s design!  </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;">By the way&#8230;awesome game last night.  And I actually got to watch it!  Rumor has it that my hubby didn&#8217;t get home until 3 am.  He&#8217;s still sleeping!</p>
<p>Oh, here&#8217;s the t-shirt hell banner:</p>
<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.tshirthell.com/store/clicks.php?partner=brainlint"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PZgT3I-R634/RzCVdfTyQaI/AAAAAAAAABM/Wqof1jzNFpg/s400/tbanner77.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5129764309428224418" border="0" /></a><br /></span></p>
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		<title>New Thanksgiving Thoughts</title>
		<link>http://blog.brainlint.net/2007/10/new-thanksgiving-thoughts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, here&#8217;s my newest design.  This one has been floating around in my head for a while, and I finally got around to putting it together.  It&#8217;s available on lots of stuff&#8230;yard signs, coasters, magnets&#8230;you name it!

Give Thanks Long Sleeve T-Shirt


Food, Family and Football.  Those are the three biggest things I think [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family:verdana;">OK, here&#8217;s my newest design.  This one has been floating around in my head for a while, and I finally got around to putting it together.  It&#8217;s available on lots of stuff&#8230;yard signs, coasters, magnets&#8230;you name it!</span>
<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.anrdoezrs.net/click-2255246-10463747?url=http://www.cafepress.com/brainlintdotnet.183026208&amp;SID=CPAPLink_P_brainlintdotnet183026208_10292007&amp;XID=%20"><img src="http://www.awltovhc.com/image-2255246-10463747?imgurl=http://prodtn.cafepress.com/8/183026208_F_tn.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.anrdoezrs.net/click-2255246-10463747?url=http://www.cafepress.com/brainlintdotnet.183026208&amp;SID=CPAPLink_P_brainlintdotnet183026208_10292007&amp;XID=%20">Give Thanks Long Sleeve T-Shirt</a></div>
<p><a href="http://www.anrdoezrs.net/click-2255246-10463747?url=http://www.cafepress.com/brainlintdotnet.183026208&amp;SID=CPAPLink_P_brainlintdotnet183026208_10292007&amp;XID=%20"><br /></a>
<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.anrdoezrs.net/click-2255246-10463747?url=http://www.cafepress.com/brainlintdotnet.183026208&amp;SID=CPAPLink_P_brainlintdotnet183026208_10292007&amp;XID=%20"><img src="http://cptools.thewishshop.com/ap-link/images/buyyellow.gif" border="0" /></a></p>
<div style="text-align: center; line-height: 150%;">Food, Family and Football.  Those are the three biggest things I think about on Thanksgiving.  Well, and parades&#8230;.hmmm&#8230;new shirt?  Oh, and it won an award on Zazzle (today&#8217;s best).  Here&#8217;s the link:<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235434578068292251?CMPN=ltt" target="_top"><br />     <img src="http://rdr.zazzle.com/img/imt-prd/pd-235434578068292251/tl-thanksgiving_shirt.jpg?isz=s" alt="Thanksgiving shirt" style="border: 0px none ;" /><br />  </a><br />  <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235434578068292251?CMPN=ltt" target="_top">Thanksgiving</a><span style="text-decoration: underline;"> </span>by<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235434578068292251?CMPN=ltt&amp;CMPN=ltt" target="_top"> hdowney </a>Get this <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235434578068292251?CMPN=ltt" target="_top">custom shirt</a><span style="text-decoration: underline;"> </span>at <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/" target="_top">Zazzle</a></p>
<div style="text-align: left;">Happy Monday!</div>
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		<title>Two New Designs!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 13:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are the two newest designs at BrainLint.net:I guess that you could take this design a few different ways.  My take is that once I get something done &#8220;perfectly&#8221; the satisfaction only lasts for a second or two.  However, for the person who has a gigantic head, they could be stating that they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family:verdana;">Here are the two newest designs at <a href="http://www.brainlint.net/">BrainLint.net</a>:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cafepress.com/brainlintdotnet/3833659"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 212px; height: 212px;" src="http://logo.cafepress.com/nocache/9/6506199.3833659.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>I guess that you could take this design a few different ways.  My take is that once I get something done &#8220;perfectly&#8221; the satisfaction only lasts for a second or two.  However, for the person who has a gigantic head, they could be stating that they are perfection&#8230;and it&#8217;s not all its cracked up to be.  No matter which way you take it, I think it&#8217;s funny&#8230;and it was my first attempt to look seventies-ish.  It&#8217;s offered on lots of different products.  <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/brainlintdotnet/3833659">Take a look!</a></p>
<p>The mug also won a &#8216;today&#8217;s best&#8217; award at <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*">Zazzle</a>.</p>
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<div style="text-align: center; line-height: 150%;"><a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/168042724862462283?CMPN=ltt" target="_top">     <img src="http://rdr.zazzle.com/img/imt-prd/pd-168042724862462283/tl-perfection_mug.jpg?isz=s" alt="Perfection mug" style="border: 0px none ;" /><br /></a><span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/168042724862462283?CMPN=ltt" target="_top">Perfection</a><span style="text-decoration: underline;"> </span>by<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/168042724862462283?CMPN=ltt&amp;CMPN=ltt" target="_top"> hdowney</a> Get this <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/168042724862462283?CMPN=ltt" target="_top">custom mug</a> at <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/" target="_top">Zazzle</a></span></p>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://rlv.zazzle.com/isapi/designall.dll?action=gal_banner&amp;bg_img_scale=0&amp;logofilename=galleryskins/misc/award.png&amp;max_dim=40&amp;bg_color=ffffff&amp;fmt=jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 40px; height: 40px;" src="http://rlv.zazzle.com/isapi/designall.dll?action=gal_banner&amp;bg_img_scale=0&amp;logofilename=galleryskins/misc/award.png&amp;max_dim=40&amp;bg_color=ffffff&amp;fmt=jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span class="awardText"  style="font-family:verdana;"><strong><a href="http://www.zazzle.com/pd/awards?st=award&amp;day=10/12/2007">Today&#8217;s Best</a></strong> October 12, 2007</span></span></div>
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<p>The next design is near and dear to my heart&#8230;even though I&#8217;m not a bartender anymore.  It still runs thru my veins!</p>
<p></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cafepress.com/brainlintdotnet/3837128"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://logo.cafepress.com/nocache/8/6506199.3837128.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;">I used to get so annoyed when somebody would ask me if bartending was my only job.  Whatever.  Most bartenders actually have brains.  And the good ones have to be pretty damn smart.  Unless you&#8217;ve ever done it for a living, you probably won&#8217;t understand.  Anyway,  I designed this to have an embroidered look on the text.  I think it turned out pretty nicely.  Again, it&#8217;s available on </span><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.cafepress.com/brainlintdotnet/3837128">lots of stuff</a><span style="font-family:verdana;">.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;">This one also won something at </span><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*">Zazzle</a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> (Really, I love winning stuff&#8230;even if there&#8217;s no cash involved.)  Here&#8217;s the shirt at </span><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*">Zazzle</a></p>
<div style="text-align: center;">  <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235603972259141569?CMPN=ltt" target="_top"><br />    <img src="http://rdr.zazzle.com/img/imt-prd/pd-235603972259141569/tl-bartender_with_a_brain_shirt.jpg?isz=s" alt="Bartender With a Brain shirt" style="border: 0px none ;" /><br />  </a><span style="font-size:78%;"><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235603972259141569?CMPN=ltt" target="_top">Bartender With a Brain</a><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"> </span>by</span><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235603972259141569?CMPN=ltt&amp;CMPN=ltt" target="_top"> hdowney </a><span style="font-family:verdana;">Get this </span><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235603972259141569?CMPN=ltt" target="_top">custom shirt</a><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"> </span> at </span><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.zazzle.com/" target="_top">Zazzle</a></span></div>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://rlv.zazzle.com/isapi/designall.dll?action=gal_banner&amp;bg_img_scale=0&amp;logofilename=galleryskins/misc/award.png&amp;max_dim=40&amp;bg_color=ffffff&amp;fmt=jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 40px; height: 40px;" src="http://rlv.zazzle.com/isapi/designall.dll?action=gal_banner&amp;bg_img_scale=0&amp;logofilename=galleryskins/misc/award.png&amp;max_dim=40&amp;bg_color=ffffff&amp;fmt=jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>
<div style="text-align: center;"><span  class="awardText" style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Funny T-shirt</strong> October 13, 2007</p>
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<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">And because it won this&#8230;um..PRESTEGIOUS award, you can get 20% off and free shipping if you buy it by the end of Friday, October 19th.  Just use the following link:  </span><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.zazzle.com/pd/find/qs-funny/pt-235?pmd=IDEKCRINUKDUBOUZCFLD&amp;CMPN=HBOTD_9_Winner">Free Shipping and 20 Percent Off</a></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;">OK, that&#8217;s enough about me rambling about my new designs.  But would you like a glimpse into my life?  It took me about an hour to write this post.  Am I slow?  No.  Did I have technical difficulties?  No.  It&#8217;s the mini people who rule my house.  Right now the two year old is under the desk pulling wires.  The four year old has her balloon hat, belt, and pirate sword on that she got at a birthday party yesterday.  I was interrupted for the following reasons while I was writing this:</p>
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<li>&#8220;Mom, Where&#8217;s my skater girl I got at McDonalds yesterday?&#8221;  So, I find the skater girl, and see the fish.  I feed the fish because he didn&#8217;t get fed yesterday.  Pour more coffee into the cup.  Go back to posting.</li>
<li>My bladder interrupts me&#8230;go to pee.</li>
<li>&#8220;Mom, where&#8217;s our powder candy from yesterday?&#8221;  Get the powder candy out of my purse.  It is slobbery, and won&#8217;t come out of the container.  Make the kids wait in the kitchen while I dig into my stash of Halloween candy, so they can have a treat.  Also get them out a little toy to keep them entertained.  It&#8217;s a skeleton walker&#8230;walks down the wall.  Show them how to use it.  Put another show on TV for them (Rugrats).  Return to posting.</li>
<li>The two year old comes in to feed me a Sweet Tart.  She smells ripe.  Change her diaper.  She is pretending to be a dog, so I have to play puppy with her for a while.  After dropping the diaper in the trash, I decide to smoke a cigarette.  Return to posting.</li>
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<p><span style="font-family:verdana;">So, even though this post seems like one fluid thought, it is not.  I only get fluid thoughts when I am in the shower.  It is my peaceful time <img src='http://blog.brainlint.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></div>
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		<title>The newest Halloween thought out of my head!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Hello everybody! Just thought I&#8217;d share the newest Halloween design that came out of my head. I have three more designs lined up in my brain, just waiting to come out. Look for them soon! Here&#8217;s the newest:Witchtini

Go to BrainLint.Net to see them all!
Thanks!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style=";font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:100%;"> Hello everybody! Just thought I&#8217;d share the newest Halloween design that came out of my head. I have three more designs lined up in my brain, just waiting to come out. Look for them soon! Here&#8217;s the newest:<br /><center><br /><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/brainlintdotnet/3822240" target="_self">Witchtini</a></p>
<p><img src="http://images.cafepress.com/product/177462473_240x240_Front_Color-BlackWhite.jpg" /><br /></center></p>
<p>Go to </span><a style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" href="http://www.brainlint.net/" target="_self">BrainLint.Net</a><span style=";font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:100%;"> to see them all!</p>
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		<title>Yet another Zazzle contest</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 04:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, there&#8217;s another contest over at Zazzle, and here&#8217;s my entry.  The theme was Pirates because there is actually a day designated to &#8220;Talk Like a Pirate.&#8221;  Go figure.  Please, go and vote for it if you have the time.  Thanks!

Embrace Your Inner Pirateby hdowneyGet this custom shirt at Zazzle
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, there&#8217;s another contest over at Zazzle, and here&#8217;s my entry.  The theme was Pirates because there is actually a day designated to &#8220;Talk Like a Pirate.&#8221;  Go figure.  Please, go and vote for it if you have the time.  Thanks!</p>
<div style="text-align: center; line-height: 150%;"><a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235807859983428494?CMP=OTC-4DI168192205" target="_top"><img src="http://rdr.zazzle.com/img/imt-dzn/pd-235807859983428494/tl-Embrace+Your+Inner+Pirate.jpg?isz=s" alt="Embrace Your Inner Pirate shirt" style="border: 1px solid rgb(102, 102, 102);" /></a></p>
<p><span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235807859983428494?CMP=OTC-4DI168192205" target="_top">Embrace Your Inner Pirate</a><br />by<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*?CMP=OTC-4DI168192205" target="_top"> hdowney</a><br />Get this <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235807859983428494?CMP=OTC-4DI168192205" target="_top">custom shirt</a> at <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/?CMP=OTC-4DI168192205" target="_top">Zazzle</a></span></div>
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		<title>A new contest at Zazzle</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 18:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, Zazzle is running a new contest.  It&#8217;s all about fake mascots (see here).  I&#8217;ve created an entry.  Go and check it out, give it some stars, leave a comment there.  You&#8217;ll have to have an account with Zazzle, but it&#8217;s way easy to sign up&#8230;and if you uncheck the box, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family:verdana;">Well, </span><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.tkqlhce.com/click-2255246-10400998" target="_top">Zazzle</a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> is running a new contest.  It&#8217;s all about fake mascots (see </span><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://contests.zazzle.com/">here</a><span style="font-family:verdana;">).  I&#8217;ve created an entry.  Go and check it out, give it some stars, leave a comment there.  You&#8217;ll have to have an account with Zazzle, but it&#8217;s way easy to sign up&#8230;and if you uncheck the box, they won&#8217;t send you a bunch of e-mail.</p>
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<div style="text-align: center; line-height: 150%;"><a href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235066650900012468?CMP=OTC-4DI168192205" target="_top"><img src="http://rdr.zazzle.com/img/imt-dzn/pd-235066650900012468/isz-m/tl-Randy+the+Safety+Raccoon.jpg" alt="Randy the Safety Raccoon shirt" style="border: 1px solid rgb(102, 102, 102);" /></a></p>
<p><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235066650900012468?CMP=OTC-4DI168192205" target="_top">Randy the Safety Raccoon</a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">by</span><br /><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*?CMP=OTC-4DI168192205" target="_top">hdowney</a></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;">Get this </span><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.zazzle.com/hdowney*/product/235066650900012468?CMP=OTC-4DI168192205" target="_top">custom shirt</a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> at </span><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.zazzle.com/?CMP=OTC-4DI168192205" target="_top">Zazzle</a></div>
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<p><span style="font-family:verdana;">So, go and check it out!  Check out the other contest entries, too.  They are always extremely creative!</span></div>
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		<title>New Design that deals with my Jesus issues</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, here&#8217;s my newest design.  I have serious Jesus issues&#8230;and when this idea came into my head I literally laughed out loud.  I&#8217;m just a bit tired of the whole &#8216;Jesus Loves Me&#8217; thing.  Whatever.  Such a terrible phrase.  Anyway, there&#8217;s my rant, and here&#8217;s my design:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-family:arial;">OK, here&#8217;s my newest design.  I have serious Jesus issues&#8230;and when this idea came into my head I literally laughed out loud.  I&#8217;m just a bit tired of the whole &#8216;Jesus Loves Me&#8217; thing.  Whatever.  Such a terrible phrase.  Anyway, there&#8217;s my rant, and here&#8217;s my design:</p>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cafepress.com/brainlintdotnet.149918511"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 204px; height: 204px;" src="http://images.cafepress.com/product/149918511v1_240x240_Front.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204); font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;">Just in case you can&#8217;t read it, it says &#8220;Jesus Loves Me   But I broke up with him.&#8221;</span></div>
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