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		<title>I Didn&#8217;t Marry Him For His Money</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Any relationship goes through ups and downs.  Tony and I are definitely on an upswing.  Life was a little crazy with having kids and buying the restaurant.  We really didn&#8217;t have too much time for each other.  But the restaurant craziness is settling down, the kids don&#8217;t need us EVERY second of EVERY day and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Any relationship goes through ups and downs.  Tony and I are definitely on an upswing.  Life was a little crazy with having kids and buying the restaurant.  We really didn&#8217;t have too much time for each other.  But the restaurant craziness is settling down, the kids don&#8217;t need us EVERY second of EVERY day and we&#8217;ve actually gottenn to have real conversation the past few weeks.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve always had fun with Tony.  And, of course, I think that&#8217;s the most important thing when it comes to being with somebod for the rest of your life.  You&#8217;ve gotta have fun together.  He&#8217;s not a rocket scientist, he&#8217;s not wealthy.  But he&#8217;s a genuine person with a good heart and a great sense of humor.</p>
<p>A few years ago, right around Christmas, I told him that it didn&#8217;t matter what he got me for Christmas.  A sweater, some slippers, whatever.  I DID say that after the holidays, I wanted to finally buy a new faucet for our kitchen sink and a ceiling fan for our bedroom.  (Our craptacular Maronda house came with a faucet -no sprayer- in the kitchen sink, and has the electrical box for the fan in the Master Bedroom, but no fan).  Those things never came.</p>
<p>After about a year, I started giving him shit about it.  Not in a fighting, confrontational way, though.  I would be cleaning out stuff in the sink and I would &#8216;gesture&#8217; like I was using a sprayer.  I&#8217;d add my own sound effects and everything.  Of course, I would sarcastically say &#8220;This sprayer is AWESOME!.&#8221;  When we would go to bed, every once in a while I would turn on the switch for the &#8220;fan&#8221; and state &#8220;This is broken!&#8221;  Tony would innocently ask what was broken.  And I would continue to say that the ceiling fan wouldn&#8217;t turn on.</p>
<p>Well, the other day there was something (I can&#8217;t remember what) that Tony wanted me to do.  I told him that I would do it as soon as we got the sprayer and ceiling fan.  After three years, this had become just a fun game <img src='http://blog.brainlint.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   Well, when he came home from work on Tuesday, there were two boxes on my dining room table.</p>
<p>Ceiling fan and faucet with sprayer.</p>
<p>He installed the faucet yesterday.  I&#8217;m so happy.  Having a sink without a sprayer really sucked.  The ceiling fan will go in this weekend. He&#8217;s a good egg.</p>
<p>But now, what am I going to hold over his head?</p>
<p>Damn.</p>
<p>Hey&#8230;I got my hair done yesterday, and I&#8217;m back to a red head. Me likey <img src='http://blog.brainlint.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-368" title="red" src="http://blog.brainlint.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/red-300x225.jpg" alt="red" width="300" height="225" />Have a great day!</p>
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		<title>Screw The Judicial System</title>
		<link>http://blog.brainlint.net/2009/06/screw-the-judicial-system/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:47:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, here I am.  Sitting in downtown Pittsburgh on my lunch break.  From jury duty.  I&#8217;m not too happy about it.  Now, I really should look at this with a little silver lining around it.  It&#8217;s a day without the kids.  I can (sort of) work on the lap top.  I can read. Screw the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, here I am.  Sitting in downtown Pittsburgh on my lunch break.  From jury duty.  I&#8217;m not too happy about it.  Now, I really should look at this with a little silver lining around it.  It&#8217;s a day without the kids.  I can (sort of) work on the lap top.  I can read.</p>
<p>Screw the silver lining.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m in a cantankerous mood.  I&#8217;m trapped.  My ass hurts from sitting on it all day.  I can&#8217;t get any internet connection in the courthouse.  I have a wedgie.  I&#8217;ve had one cigarette since 8:15 this morning (Although that&#8217;s about to change.  As soon as I&#8217;m done writing to you dear people, I&#8217;m smoking!).  Poor Tony is at home with the kids, and he has to work until 4:00 in the morning.  I&#8217;m just having a big ol&#8217; rant.  (Oh, if you like rants, <a href="http://rantinginpittsburgh.blogspot.com/">check out Angie over at Ranting In Pittsburgh</a>.  She&#8217;s awesome) Even though I&#8217;m the beacon of positive thinking (ha!  Did you hear the sarcasm?), I&#8217;m indulging in my crabbiness.  Today, I throw everything to the wind.  I&#8217;m gonna smoke.  I might put some sugar in my coffee.  I&#8217;m eating coconut cream pie for dinner.  I&#8217;m gonna let the kids watch tv all night tonight (btw &#8211; they LOVE the show &#8216;Wipeout&#8217; on ABC.  It&#8217;s on tonight.).</p>
<p>I feel better just complaining to you.  Thanks for listening.  I&#8217;ll be your regular old ray of sunshine tomorrow&#8230;or at least that&#8217;s the plan <img src='http://blog.brainlint.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>New Design that deals with my Jesus issues</title>
		<link>http://blog.brainlint.net/2007/07/new-design-that-deals-with-my-jesus-issues/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, here&#8217;s my newest design. I have serious Jesus issues&#8230;and when this idea came into my head I literally laughed out loud. I&#8217;m just a bit tired of the whole &#8216;Jesus Loves Me&#8217; thing. Whatever. Such a terrible phrase. Anyway, there&#8217;s my rant, and here&#8217;s my design: Just in case you can&#8217;t read it, it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-family:arial;">OK, here&#8217;s my newest design.  I have serious Jesus issues&#8230;and when this idea came into my head I literally laughed out loud.  I&#8217;m just a bit tired of the whole &#8216;Jesus Loves Me&#8217; thing.  Whatever.  Such a terrible phrase.  Anyway, there&#8217;s my rant, and here&#8217;s my design:</p>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cafepress.com/brainlintdotnet.149918511"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 204px; height: 204px;" src="http://images.cafepress.com/product/149918511v1_240x240_Front.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204); font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;">Just in case you can&#8217;t read it, it says &#8220;Jesus Loves Me   But I broke up with him.&#8221;</span></div>
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