Jun
24

Screw The Judicial System

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Well, here I am.  Sitting in downtown Pittsburgh on my lunch break.  From jury duty.  I’m not too happy about it.  Now, I really should look at this with a little silver lining around it.  It’s a day without the kids.  I can (sort of) work on the lap top.  I can read.

Screw the silver lining.

I’m in a cantankerous mood.  I’m trapped.  My ass hurts from sitting on it all day.  I can’t get any internet connection in the courthouse.  I have a wedgie.  I’ve had one cigarette since 8:15 this morning (Although that’s about to change.  As soon as I’m done writing to you dear people, I’m smoking!).  Poor Tony is at home with the kids, and he has to work until 4:00 in the morning.  I’m just having a big ol’ rant.  (Oh, if you like rants, check out Angie over at Ranting In Pittsburgh.  She’s awesome) Even though I’m the beacon of positive thinking (ha!  Did you hear the sarcasm?), I’m indulging in my crabbiness.  Today, I throw everything to the wind.  I’m gonna smoke.  I might put some sugar in my coffee.  I’m eating coconut cream pie for dinner.  I’m gonna let the kids watch tv all night tonight (btw – they LOVE the show ‘Wipeout’ on ABC.  It’s on tonight.).

I feel better just complaining to you.  Thanks for listening.  I’ll be your regular old ray of sunshine tomorrow…or at least that’s the plan :)

Categories : life, sarcasm

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